"do not tell her you love her if you are not ready for her to call you at 3 AM freaking out.
do not tell her you love her if you cannot handle her father or mother.
do not tell her you love her if you cannot love her at her worse.
do not tell her you love her if you only crave for her curves, not her mind.
do not tell her you love her if you cannot deal with her mood swings.
do not tell her you love her just to have sex."
- (via mybittersweetchaos)
(Source: memoriesrecollected, via naomiiann)
verbal abuse & bullying is not ‘freedom of speech’
SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.
(Source: amlour, via mynameiscarloscx)
do you ever just know you typed your pasword wrong but you still press the login button
its called faith
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officer, I know I was speeding but technically u were too so I’m gonna have to arrest u please step out of the vehicle
(Source: nishlo, via mynameiscarloscx)
i like playing “spot the tumblr user”
a girl in class has a deathly hallows decal on her macbook, she’s wearing a doctor who t-shirt, her backpack has the UK flag on it and her coffee mug is the lens cap.
I feel like I should have seen that coming.
(Source: nevver, via forevergreen1)
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My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.
If one of my favorite singers crowd surfed at a concert I would just carry them away to my house
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